One of the blessings of not having spawned a child is that I never have to be concerned about things such as "Will little Johnnie pee into an electrical socket?" or "Does little Debbie have a penchant for taunting household pets?". These are concerns that are not on my radar.

However, even I can see that the product recently released by Kellog's, these Lego Fruit Flavored Snacks is one fraught with many safety implications, primarily "Will this product encourage my child to repeatedly put choking hazards into their mouth?"

Next up for Kellog's - fruit roll-ups recreated to look like shards of glass.